Blog Guy, it’s me. I’m back and I need a fix. You’re the one who got me hooked.
Hooked? Oh, you mean….
That’s right, I need fresh pictures of a certain duchess, if you catch my meaning.
I do indeed. Feast your eyes on Chris “The Duchess” Walton, and her world record fingernails, more than 10 feet long on her left hand alone….
Are you insane, Blog Guy? Don’t play dumb with me. Does the phrase “royal wedding” jog your memory?
Oh! You bet! Here are the William and Catherine Butter Cows, on display at the Utah State Fair in Salt Lake City. The 700 pounds of butter from the sculpture could butter 23,000 slices of toast.
Wait a minute. I come to you for help and I get disgusting fingernails and a shot of cows made from butter?
Yeah, just a way of shortening my work load on a Sunday.
Shortening, Blog Guy? Did you really say shortening?
Yes. And besides, it’s not just one picture of the butter cows, it’s several. I guess you’d call these butter cow shots a….
Don’t say it, Blog Guy. Don’t say it!
…photo spread?
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Top: Chris “The Duchess” Walton shows off her Guinness world record holding fingernails outside the New York Public Library in New York September 14, 2011. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton
Left: Butter Cow photos by Tim Brown and Nicholas White
Right: Britain’s Catherine the Duchess of Cambridge speaks to people during a visit to the Summerfield Community Centre, in the Winson Green area of Birmingham, August 19, 2011. REUTERS/Geoff Pugh/Pool