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The duchess, the chimp and the corn dog
This blog’s August statistics are in, and once again, patterns are starting to form which will allow me to do a better job of reaching my audience. It’s all in knowing how to read the results. Of the...
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Not that duchess, the udder one…
Blog Guy, it’s me. I’m back and I need a fix. You’re the one who got me hooked. Hooked? Oh, you mean…. That’s right, I need fresh pictures of a certain duchess, if you catch my meaning. I do indeed....
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Meet the Duchess of Holiday Weekends
Blog Guy, it’s me, the guy you got hooked on photos of that duchess… I guess that narrows it down to about nine million guys. I need fresh pictures, but the last time I asked, you gave me a duchess...
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Peel faster if you wanna be president!
Blog Guy, I’ve been trying to get a job in the exciting outdoor food service industry, and there aren’t any. Do you know why? Of course. Politicians and celebrities are taking all of them. Yes! That’s...
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Say “I’ll be back,” Duchess….
Blog Guy, it’s me, the one you got hooked on pictures of Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge. I’ve told you, I got a lot of people hooked on her, with my “first one’s always free” policy. So, do you...
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Hey, I never said I’m proud of myself!
Blog Guy, I’ve just started a new blog, and I could use some advice from a veteran like yourself. What do you do if you want to get a lot of traffic, but you don’t want to work very hard for it?...
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Nine things I’ll miss most about this blog
Let’s get the sad news out of the way first. After an exhilarating five-year run, this blog is ending its run here. Websites change, and take new directions. The slightly better news is that we have a...
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Nine ways to lose weight and live forever
People say to me all the time, “Bob, your blog is SO stupid, how do you get people to read it?” These folks don’t understand how online journalism works. You can write anything you want, and if you...
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